谁有短小精悍的英语故事或者英语笑话（带翻译）很急

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93419341 网友

该名网友总共回答了19个问题，此问答他的回答如下：采纳率：84.2%

Mrs.Brown:Oh,my dear,I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs.Smith:But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs.Brown:It's no use,my little dog can't read.
我的狗不识字
布朗夫人：哦,
亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了!
史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊!
布朗夫人：没有用的,我的小狗不认识字.”
Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents."What did you do with
the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly."Here are two cents
more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱.
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说.
“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老
太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的.”
The Perfect Son.
A:I have the perfect son.
B:Does he smoke?
A:No,he doesn't.
B:Does he drink whiskey?
A:No,he doesn't.
B:Does he ever come home late?
A:No,he doesn't.
B:I guess you really do have the perfect son.How old is he?
A:He will be six months old next Wednesday.
完美儿子
A:我有一个很完美的儿子.
B:他抽烟吗?
A:不抽.
B:他喝威士忌酒吗?
A:不喝.
B:他会不会很晚回家?
B:我想你确实有一个完美儿子.那他多大了?
A:下个星期三就满6个月了.

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该名网友总共回答了2个问题，此问答他的回答如下：

The Thirsty Pigeon口渴的鸽子
A PIGEON, oppressed by excessive thirst, saw a goblet of water painted on a signboard. Not supposing it to be only a picture, she flew towards it with a loud whir and unwi...

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该名网友总共回答了1个问题，此问答他的回答如下：

A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous bec...

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该名网友总共回答了23个问题，此问答他的回答如下：采纳率：91.3%

A woman was singing. One of the guest criticized the singer to
the man beside him.
"What a terrible voice." He said. "Do you know who she is?"
"Yes." the man beside him answered. ...

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