求3,4人搞笑英语剧本 5——7分钟的

求3,4人搞笑英语剧本 5——7分钟的
要简单易懂的 xxjxxk 1年前他留下的回答 已收到4个回答

彳丁 花朵

该名网友总共回答了15个问题，此问答他的回答如下：采纳率：93.3%

S d:She is my elder sister,she is very clever.
E d:She is my little sister; she studies at kindergarten now she is silly.
Dad:She is my sister,the children’s aunt,she is a teacher.
Aunt:He is my brother,the children’s father.
Dad:Today I will check your knowledge which you studied at school.
Aunt:So you must prepare well.
Two d:Yes,we will prepare very well.
Dad:Let’s begin,who invented light?
E d:Thomas Alva Edison.
Dad:Good!Who discovered Radium?
E d:Marie Curie.
Dad:You are so clever!Who discovered gravity?
E d:Isaac Newton.
S d:Is it difficult?
E d:Don’t worry.I will give you the answer paper.
S d:That’s great!
Aunt:Let’s begin.Who is your father?
S d:Nm….(see the Ans paper) Thomas Alva Edison.
Aunt:On my god….Who is your mother?
S d:Let me think (see the Ans paper) Marie Curie!
Aunt:Hey!Who tell you this?
S d:……Isaac Newton!
(Dad collapsed)
Aunt:I think I must contact with your kindergarten teacher.
Dad:...Okay,Let us have dinner now.
Aunt:Nephew,what has happened today?
E d:Yes,I picked up ten dollars and gave black to the man.
Dad:Good girl!Did the man say thank you to you?
E d:Of course not,because the man pull my ears that I just gave back to him.
Aunt:Gosh!
S d:If there’re a note of ten dollars and a coin of five dollars in the floor,which one will you pick up?
Aunt:Of course the ten dollars!
S d:You are so silly!Why don’t you pick up all the money?
Aunt:………!(angrily)
Dad:Don’t be rube!

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ljheipkj 网友

该名网友总共回答了23个问题，此问答他的回答如下：采纳率：82.6%

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　　旁白：A quiet villageiscoveredwithwhitesnow .
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小可一抹 网友

该名网友总共回答了15个问题，此问答他的回答如下：采纳率：80%

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nomady123 网友

该名网友总共回答了6个问题，此问答他的回答如下：采纳率：83.3%

农夫挑担大粪，老外看到后问：大爷，这酱多少钱一斤？
农夫不语，老外用手沾了放进嘴里，心想：
你不告诉我多少钱一斤，我也不告诉你你的酱都臭了.

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