求英语中有趣的句子笑话什么都行老师要求课前每个同学讲的最好有汉语解释啊！精辟的不一定是笑话可以使奇闻轶事邮箱：53235

求英语中有趣的句子笑话什么都行
老师要求课前每个同学讲的
最好有汉语解释啊！精辟的
不一定是笑话
可以使奇闻轶事
邮箱：532357970@qq.com bingshuiyang 1年前他留下的回答 已收到6个回答

rong_hui 网友

该名网友总共回答了18个问题，此问答他的回答如下：采纳率：88.9%

An old woman walked into the advertising department of her local newspaper.
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John dide'.That`s only two words, so it will be only two dollars."
"It`s one dollar per word, madam.However, we have a five dollar minimum." "In that case, make the ad say 'John died, Car for sale''"

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该名网友总共回答了12个问题，此问答他的回答如下：采纳率：75%

Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
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"You're a good boy," said the...

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该名网友总共回答了10个问题，此问答他的回答如下：采纳率：90%

What's going to Be?
Neighbor: What's your daughter going to be when she graduates?
Mother: An old lady!
做什么
邻居：你女儿大学毕业后做什么？
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该名网友总共回答了19个问题，此问答他的回答如下：采纳率：78.9%

说一下你的邮箱，我给你发过去

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该名网友总共回答了20个问题，此问答他的回答如下：采纳率：90%

Napoleon Was Ill
Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have to le...

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tongshengbin 网友

该名网友总共回答了17个问题，此问答他的回答如下：采纳率：88.2%

A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit.
The...

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