简单的英语小笑话要10句左右,5年级学过的单词

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该名网友总共回答了20个问题，此问答他的回答如下：采纳率：95%

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1Fine for Parking
Tell me again," asked the judge,"why you parked there?" The driver rose and answered respectfully(尊敬地),"Because,Your Honor,it said 'Fine for Parking'" (note:"fine" has two meanings 1) good 2) pay some money for doing something wrong.
2.Self-help
I went into a bookstore the other day and asked the woman behind the counter where the self-help section was.She said,"If I told you,that would defeat the whole purpose." (note:"self-help" has two meanings 1) you take without paying 2) you can choose as you like)
3.I Couldn't Digest So Many Apples
Doctor gravely(严肃地):"If you want to enjoy a long life,each time you feel like a drink.Eat an apple instead." Patient:"Sorry,I couldn't digest(消化） so many apples."
4.Is This a Question
A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination.On the paper there was a single line which simply said:"Is this a question?" A student wrote:"If that is a question,then this is an answer." The students received an "A" on the exam.
5.A Dollar Per Point
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students.He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.Once the test was over,the students all handed the tests back in.The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying,"A dollar per point." The next class the professor handed the tests back out.This student got back his test and $64 change.

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