导读:求一篇英语笑话,词汇不要太难 cwfabc 1年前他留下的回答 已收到1个回答 newjie 网友 该名网友总共回答了15个问题,此问答他的回答如下:采纳率:93.3...
求一篇英语笑话,词汇不要太难
cwfabc
1年前他留下的回答
已收到1个回答
newjie
网友
该名网友总共回答了15个问题,此问答他的回答如下:采纳率:93.3%
A Smugglar
The suspicious-looking man drove up to the border,where he was greeted by a sentry.When the guard looked in the trunk,he was surprised to find six sacks bulging at the seams.
"What's in here?" he asked.
"Dirt," the driver replied.
"Take them out," the guard instructed."I want to check them."
Obliging,the man removed the bags,and sure enough,each one of them contained nothing but dirt.Reluctantly,the guard let him go.
A week later the man came back,and once again,the sentry looked in the truck.
"What's in the bags this time?" he asked.
"Dirt,more dirt." said the man.
Not believing him,the guard checked the sacks and,once again,he found nothing but soil.
The same thing happened every week for six months,and it finally became so frustrating to the guard that he quit and became a bartender.Then one night,the suspicious-looking fellow happened to stop by for a drink.Hurrying over to him,the former guard said,"Listen,pal,drinks are on the house tonight if you'll do me a favor:Just tell me what the hell you were smuggling all that time."
Grinning broadly,the man leaned close to the bartender's ear and whispered,"Cars."
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